Have you ever bought a drink at a music festival? Yeah, neither have we. If youâ€™re like us, you probably believe that your three hundred ticket should come with a free keg. Instead, youâ€™re forced to pay stadium prices for a beer. Good thing you have us to help you. Our friends at Liquor Snob have given us a list of their favorite James Bond inventions.
Youâ€™re going to be wearing sandals anyway, so why not wear liquor filled sandals. Thatâ€™s right, the Reef Dram sandals hold 3 ounces each, which means you get six normal person drinksâ€¦or one large one.
2. The Winerack
Boobs rule. Boobs filled with liquor? Thatâ€™s just awesome and the premise behind the Winerack, which transforms an average girlâ€™s cleavage into a walking liquor cabinet.
Ovbiously, The Winerack wonâ€™t work for the fellas, which is where The Beer Belly takes over. This genius invention slips on under your shirt and lets you see what your future self will look like in about ten years if keep drinking at this rate. Our tip: The BeerBelly will only hold two foamy cans of beer. But vodka? Well, now we’re cooking.
Itâ€™s just a regualar old stadium seat thatâ€™s filled with your favorite libation. Simple, clean, and effective. Itâ€™s not as flashy as the other inventions, but itâ€™s certainly the most practical.
Speaking of practical, This one probably wonâ€™t work, but everyone loves instrument cases that donâ€™t actually hold instruments. Remember in Desperado when Antonio Banderas had a guitar case filled with guns and Salma Hyaek got naked? That was so cool.
The guards will be so distracted by your awesome costume that theyâ€™ll never even notice that your head is full of alcohol. The wild tap hat holds a whopping 13 ounces of booze. Plus, everyone is going to be buying you drinks because you’re so crazy!