Festival Mascots That Creep Me Out

Running a site like MFJ means I spend a good chunk of time surfing the Internet. And when I’m not looking at porn, I’m looking at the official sites for music festivals. Some of the mascots so far this year that keep me up at night…

Wanne Festival
I’m not ordinarily scared of forest gnomes, but forest gnomes that dress up in animal costumes? That just freaks me out.
Wanee Festival 2013

Groezrock Festival
Even wearing pirate earrings and a jaunty Santa cap doesn’t make Pennywise the Clown any less creepy.

Groezrock 2013 Mascot

Savannah Stopover
Hipsters having their heads removed and replaced with instruments? Scary.

Savannah Mascot

Born during a sweaty, backstage, Bonnaroo downpour, the Chief Festival Junkie's mission in life is to dance, write, and travel to every great festival that this wide world has to offer. While his identity remains a mystery, you may have already met him, probably when he helped himself to your party favors.

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