March is nearly upon us, and once again our thoughts turn to that American institution known as Spring Break when college kids take a well deserved break from their pursuits of higher education to partake in other cultural amusements like binge drinking and bikini contests. Here are a few humble music festival suggestions for this season.
Best Spring Break Spot Period.
There’s no question that the wildest festival in this list is Ultra. Mami is one of the Spring Break universe hot spots. Hot bodies. Hot music. Hot weather. Were you looking for something else? Plus, Key West is a short drive away to lick your wounds after the blowout.
MFJ Ultra Festival Guide
Best Spring Break With Your Coat On.
For those of you that can’t stand lazing away on the beaches, it’s time to head to the hills. Bring your skis and snowboards for a week in the Colorado Rockies. The ultimate apres-ski is a three day blowout — but with plenty of late night parties, you’ll be hard pressed for those early morning powder days.
MFJ Snowball Festival Guide
Best Spring Break Festival South of the Border.
Maybe it’s not the best idea to head into Mexico, but then again Spring Break isn’t the time to consider details. The Vive Latino Festival provides the best excuse to throw back cervezas in Mexico City and an even better reason to go recoup at the beach for a few days. Just don’t forget to get on that return flight.
MFJ Vive Latino Festival Guide
Best Spring Break for Underage Drinking.
You can’t beat crossing the border for the absolutely massive Canadian Music Festival in Toronto. There’s 900 artists, 60 venues, and no problems with your fake ID.
MFJ Canadian Music Festival Guide
Best Spring Break For Business School Majors.
You’ll spend half your vacation getting there, but the Golden Plains Festival is prefect for you business school types. With no commercial sponsors, no commercial signage on site, no market stalls, and nothing being marketed to you for the whole long weekend you will finally be able to unplug.
MFJ Golden Plains Festival Guide
Best Spring Break for Hipsters.
You could try to get into the crowded South by Southwest Festival, but we love the Treefort Festival in Boise, Idaho. You’ll get a good chunk of the bands that performed at SXSW and can brag to your friends that Austin is “way too mainstream.”
MFJ Treefort Music Festival Guide
Best Spring Break for Artists.
Now there’s another reason for heading down to New Orleans besides boobies and vomiting on Bourbon Street. Check out the latest edition of the BUKU Music and Art Project which features a chill fusion lineup of EDM, indie rock, and hip-hop.
MFJ Guide for BUKU
Best Spring Break for Alternative Spring Breakers.
Take part of the week and build and house, but save some time to head to Phoenix and the McDowell Mountain Music Festival. Your ticket price goes to help out local children’s charities and you get bands like Umphrey’s McGee, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, The Roots, Yonder Mountain String Band, and Heartless Bastards. Everyone wins!
MFJ McDowell Mountain Music Festival Guide
Best Spring Break Celebration of St. Patrick’s Day.
Grab a glowstick and head to Los Angeles area for the the trippy Beyond Wonderland Festival. It’s like Halloween, Spring Break, and St. Patrick’s Day all rolled up into an enormous electronic dance music party.
MFJ Beyond Wonderland Festival Guide
Best Spring Break for Letting Your Hair Down.
You hate the sun, taking your shirt off, and everything but metal makes you puke. Right across the pond is Hammerfest in Wales where you can headbang until it’s time to head back to Harvard.
MFJ Hammerfest Festival Guide